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  • Thursday, November 14

    there was once a boy who went to go studying in the library really really early. he got decent work done, but at around 11am, he became very sleepy.

    so he put his head down, and took a nap. ah, it was one of those blissful naps!! so blissful that all thought about where he was and what he had been doing slipped away.

    at some point, the boy felt some pressure in his bottom. so without a thought, he squeezed his abdominal muscles and let out a "bpuuupt." but it was just a small one, since his posture forced his cheeks together, allowing just a small passage. there still was some remaining in him, so he squeezed out another just as quickly, without pause: "BBPPUUPPTT."

    this 2nd one, however, had enough ooomph that it woke the boy up. he didn't move, nor open his eyes, however. he simply moved from sleep to consciousness. he FELT the silence, the stillness around him. he wasn't even sure if he had really farted. but it was too still around him, so he was sure he had. too embarassed to face those around him, he went back to sleep, hoping that it was a dream, or that the people would go away.

    10 minutes later, he woke up, and summoned up the courage to wake up properly. while stretching, he managed to sneak a look around him, and saw a packed room. then, he looked to his right and saw a girl trying very, very hard to stifle laughter.

    with his spidey senses, he realized that a lot of ppl in the room had stopped what they were doing, to see what the boy would do.

    so the boy pretended that nothing had happened, and went back to studying. after 30 minutes of struggling, he couldn't bear the tension anymore, and so I packed up and left.


    yakob at 6:18 PM



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