Saturday, May 10

my aunts...

...are absolutely killer. i don't think i've ever laughed this much in many, many years.

while everyone was dressed up, i was getting ready to take pictures, had my hand on the button, as a matter of fact, everyone was still and quiet, when we hear: "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

the eldest aunt, king clown, ringleader of the comedy show, had ripped a mother of a fart. had squeezed and accentuated it. no deception there.

i couldn't take the picture, and everyone exploded in laughter. i couldn't close my jaw, and i think i might have drooled a bit. tears were flowing. mercy, it was insane. perfect timing. i couldn't have done it better myself.

*******

my uncle on my mom's side decided in the morning that he wanted a burger (we were still sleeping, so he didn't ask us to get it for him). so the dude ups and goes out for a walk to get a burger. problem is, he had no idea where to go. but did that deter him? heck no. he was AHJUHSHI, baby, 100%, and no way was a little ignorance going to stop THIS dude.

so, 2 hrs later, mom asks, "where's whesamchuun? (uncle)" ....and so the hunt began.

we finally found him.... in front of burger king! he actually made it! my dad and i were totally surprised. dad honks his horn and yells out, "where were you? we looked all over for you?"

wehsamchuun looks up, surprised, as if to say, where did you think i was going to be? i said i was going to get a burger, didn't i?

and dad says, "please get in! everyone is waiting for you!"

whesamchuun: "but i didn't get a burger yet..."

dad: "is a burger the important thing right now? please get in!"

whesamchuun: "but i didn't get a burger yet...." (looking VERY sad)

and at this point, i realized something. whesamchuun didn't get a burger yet, cause he COULDN'T get a burger. he didn't speak a lick of english! he must've been standing there for a LOOONG time, wondering how he was going to get that burger. after walking such a long distance, he was SO close, yet that burger was totally unattainable. and finally, here we were, my dad and i, the only ones who can get him the precious whopper, but we were bullying him into the car. he must have been burning with the pain of betrayal.

by the time i realized this, we were already halfway back home, and i had started giggling uncontrollably in the back seat. poor guy.

*******

my family. ABSOLUTE COMEDY. of the highest order.





yakob at 11:33 PM

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