Thursday, December 19

someone made up a googlism for me. italics are my comments:
most of them are very nice and complimentary. some are jabs at my faults/character/etc.

I DID NOT WRITE THESE MYSELF. OTHER PEOPLE WROTE THEM ABOUT ME. SOME ARE NICE, SOME ARE NOT SO NICE, SOME ARE TRUE, AND SOME ARE NOT SO TRUE (IN MY OPINION).

my brothers, who know me best, if and/or when they read this, will no doubtedly laugh. HARD.

all in good fun!!!

(submitted by SH)
1. jacob is: king mush.
i DO cry a lot... who tears up in nemesis, for crying out loud...?
2. jacob is: high maintenance;-)
no way, jose
3. jacob is: very nice.
4. jacob is: prone to wearing french blue shirts
5. jacob is: not small-headed.
this comment was made in reference to when i said i look a tad taller than 5'7" because of my head, which is a bit smaller than normal... (microcephalic? HAHAHAHAHA) but, it can also be interpreted to refer to my competitiveness and ego in playing games...)
6. jacob is: white-teethed
7. jacob is: straight-teethed (on the top anyway)
8. jacob is: very patient to put up with all my talking.
9. jacob is: literarily inclined.
10. jacob is: going to ace his boards
i hope...
11. jacob is: sneaky
12. jacob is: undercover
13. jacob is: worth a trip to nyc for chinatown excursions:-)
14. jacob is: a treasure
(aw~!)
15. jacob is: you are
(AW~!!)
16. jacob is: enough of a man to put an angel hello kitty on his buddy icon
17. jacob is: obsessed (dare i say it?) with the lakers
18. jacob is: always laughing
19. jacob is: braver than he thinks he is.
20. jacob is: a man with clean fingernails
21. jacob is: kinda broad-shouldered for an asian guy (or SO he tells me)
hahahaha
22. jacob is: a good hugger (thanks to kristi dusek - although i have not verified this for myself)
ladies, ladies, ladies... this is easy to find out for yo'self... HAHAHAHA)
23. jacob is: able to talk on the phone for long stretches of time, despite what he thinks.:-)
24. jacob is: able and willing to get into the minds of infant humans. (chick magnet-ness or not)
25. jacob is: not an 8. i think that's an underestimation:-)
(i don't know about this one, s...)
26. jacob is: rendered speechless when embarrassed and busted;-)
ad. jacob is: no more obsessed with himself than any other human being, quite frankly!
*****
(submitted by t, the original kangsta)
27. jacob is: mista lova lova.
28. jacob is: mista boombastic.
29. jacob is: mista funtastic.
30. jacob is: clearly obsessed with himself :-)
HAHAHAHAHAHA... is this so? perhaps...
*****
(submitted by d)
31. jacob is: too wrapped up in himself.
i see a recurring theme here...
*****
(submitted by stellarz)
32. jacob is: loving (sometimes. you know minus the times that he laughs in your face and makes fun of you even though he says that he's laughing with you, even if you're not laughing.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very nice, stella. i think you hit this one DEAD ON.
33. jacob is: competitive. in everything. esp. in life.
except academics
34. jacob is: a good sport, when he loses.
it took me a long time to get this... a lot of hard lessons in high school and college... mostly losing at critical things...
35. jacob is: obnoxious when he wins.
36. jacob is: talkative to others but not to me (!!!!)
hey... i'm trying to spread the (as kangsta/mr freeze would say:) the laba luvin'!
37. jacob is: understanding, even if he is wickedly stubborn at the same time.
38. jacob is: the best.
:D
*****
(submitted by &E)
39. jacob is: not small headed. i swear, i will knock that head over next time....
you can TRY, son. i can't help it that i win all the time. just choose ONE thing, and work at it... i think that is your best chance... cause you are on one long losing streak against me for... pretty much EVERYTHING. HAHAHAHAHAHA
*****
(submitted by acc)
40. jacob is: A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have no idea where you get this from....
41. jacob: obviously LOVES to talk about himself!!!
the same theme, again...
*****
(submitted by deb, the running, ballin' woman)
42. jacob is: ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS.
see, deborah KNOWS me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk!!!
*****
(submitted by echan, consumer sl*t bear)
43. Jacob is: deep, he analyzes everything.
that's funny... i've been called superficial so many times... this is one of the few times i've been called deep. i will treasure this moment...
44. Jacob is: a potty mouth.
it's because they are such big events, you know. it happens everyday, and it's a new thing, EACH AND EVERY TIME
45. Jacob is idealistic: people trust his beliefs are real.
i believe they ARE real.
*****
(submitted by sean lin)
46. jacob is: really a woman
um...
47. jacob is: meeting the arcaholics in vegas on jan 2nd!
i wish. sorry, guys... i have something called a MEDICINE ROTATION to do. man, i'm gonna die...
*****
(submitted by bsong)
48. jacob is: nervous around pretty girls, like n****
thanks, brian. for bringing bad memories back
*****
(submitted by GLC, via deliriou5 aka john kim)
49. Jacob is: "One who grasps at the heel"
50. Jacob is: "The Deceiver"
do you know what it is like, growing up with this nickname?! in church?! my entire life?!
*****
(submitted by bsong, who should've submitted all at once, but is sending piecemeal)
51. jacob is: the daughter in his family.
until my wife comes along. :D SOMEONE's gotta do the dishes... hehehehe... jk, i LIKE doing dishes...
52. jacob is: incredible at mafia (also known as killer).
ssshhhhhhh... don't tell ppl. they don't know that in NY. hehehehehehehe
*****
submitted by erin
53. jacob is: a good person to talk to about most things like: GUYS.
erin, i think you are giving ppl the wrong idea about me...
54. jacob is: kinda girly. Teehee.
not so! not so!
55. jacob is: a big old dork, but that's ok. We still LOVE him. Actually......
*****
submitted by christina
56. jacob is: a forgetful person
this is more true than you know, christina...

feel free to add any in the comments box, just so long as they are genuine (whether good or bad) and rated -G. (hear that, henry?! rated G) i'll add em to this list...


note to self: nem&blu9.w/p&gl

yakob at 1:40 AM

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