Thursday, November 21

i have just been witness to the fastest dump of all time.

i was in my co-ed shared bathroom on my floor. working on my 2nd log, when someone takes the stall next to me. quick zips, the loud rolling of toilet paper, some noises, more rolling of toilet paper, flush. zip, zip, the door bangs, and i see feet walking past my stall door. my 2nd log drops. all in the time period of less than 20 seconds. i'm not kidding. it was a blur.

the dude (i'm assuming it was a guy, and would rather not think otherwise) didn't waste a SECOND while in there. so efficient. i was very impressed. they say medical students are always in a rush. this dude was living proof that nothing, NOTHING is lesuirely for a medical student (the real ones, that study really hard). i see, hear, and experience amazing things every day.

*shaking head*

the wonder of it all...

yakob at 8:53 PM

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