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dream
i looked like tom cruise. i felt like tom cruise, with all of his braggadocio, intensity, and unsecurity. i was starting anew, in a new town. i looked down and saw my purple sleeves. i was dressed in a dark purple suit, with a darker purple, almost black, shirt. i strode down the hill and made my way to my new workplace.
it was a run-down used car sales place. anyone would have have groaned, but with my confidence, i felt that i could turn even this dump into a winner. the owner came out to greet me. adam sandler. in a very blue suit. i won him over instantly with the new pair of shoes i had bought him.
the very first customer was a large guy who had chosen a car. we were all smiles until the customer found out that he was short several bills to purchase the car. the boss (sandler) was about to flip out at the guy, but i turned to another customer and said, "throw a couple of bills on the car hood. (i'll pay you back.)"
she did. the customer was happy. the boss was happy. and i was well on my way.
dreamshift
i am still in an establishment, and still working for a boss, but the environment has changed drastically. i am in a western. everything is wood, and covered with dust. i am abruptly pulled out of my reverie when a loud voice drawls out across the room.
i feel danger screaming at me whilst silence reaches every corner. i reach behind me and pull out the shotgun. adam is now in the middle of the room, confronting the man. adam looks around nervously as he speaks, and i understand his fear. where is the 2nd man? i also look around, scrutinizing the room, and see what i'm looking for. a little metal nub sticking out of the cracks btwn planes of wood.
i crash into the room, shotgun pointed at the man behind the flimsy wall. "GET OUT! COME OUT INTO THE OPEN, OR BY GOD, I WILL BLAST YOU TO HIGH HEAVEN!!"
the guy comes out. weasly looking fellow. eating a slim jim.
the first man angrily grabs the second, and rams the slim jim up his mouth. the weasel struggled but made no noise. when the 1st man released the weasel, the weasel had the slim jim going into his mouth and out of his nose.
end dream
yakob at 12:38 PM
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i looked like tom cruise. i felt like tom cruise, with all of his braggadocio, intensity, and unsecurity. i was starting anew, in a new town. i looked down and saw my purple sleeves. i was dressed in a dark purple suit, with a darker purple, almost black, shirt. i strode down the hill and made my way to my new workplace.
it was a run-down used car sales place. anyone would have have groaned, but with my confidence, i felt that i could turn even this dump into a winner. the owner came out to greet me. adam sandler. in a very blue suit. i won him over instantly with the new pair of shoes i had bought him.
the very first customer was a large guy who had chosen a car. we were all smiles until the customer found out that he was short several bills to purchase the car. the boss (sandler) was about to flip out at the guy, but i turned to another customer and said, "throw a couple of bills on the car hood. (i'll pay you back.)"
she did. the customer was happy. the boss was happy. and i was well on my way.
dreamshift
i am still in an establishment, and still working for a boss, but the environment has changed drastically. i am in a western. everything is wood, and covered with dust. i am abruptly pulled out of my reverie when a loud voice drawls out across the room.
i feel danger screaming at me whilst silence reaches every corner. i reach behind me and pull out the shotgun. adam is now in the middle of the room, confronting the man. adam looks around nervously as he speaks, and i understand his fear. where is the 2nd man? i also look around, scrutinizing the room, and see what i'm looking for. a little metal nub sticking out of the cracks btwn planes of wood.
i crash into the room, shotgun pointed at the man behind the flimsy wall. "GET OUT! COME OUT INTO THE OPEN, OR BY GOD, I WILL BLAST YOU TO HIGH HEAVEN!!"
the guy comes out. weasly looking fellow. eating a slim jim.
the first man angrily grabs the second, and rams the slim jim up his mouth. the weasel struggled but made no noise. when the 1st man released the weasel, the weasel had the slim jim going into his mouth and out of his nose.
end dream
yakob at 12:38 PM